Who put cocaine in the comapny coffee pot? Caffeine usually does nothing to me and I was bouncing off the walls at that meeting

Thursday, October 14, 2010 12:20:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Girl code? What the fuck is girl code? That's bullshit. It's man law. And that's final.

Thursday, October 14, 2010 03:01:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ah you're forgiven. Sick as a dog and miserable. That explains it

Wednesday, October 13, 2010 04:32:30 PM from Twitter for Android

What the fuck is up her ass? Pissed all day

Wednesday, October 13, 2010 03:41:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I like your dog. And your ass through them shorts

Wednesday, October 13, 2010 03:27:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a bug filing machine mother fucker

Wednesday, October 13, 2010 02:00:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Just saw Roger Waters do The Wall. Siiiiick. (@ Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum w/ 19 others) http://4sq.com/79U9XI

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 10:50:13 PM from foursquare

@SumthinEclectic The Moto Droid is laggy as hell recently. Must not be powerful enough for 2.2

In reply to @SumthinEclectic's tweet

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 02:45:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck

Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165)

Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Not pleased right now...

Monday, October 11, 2010 12:11:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

This town is so Italian... Columbus Day red and green fireworks. Great way to celebrate a raper and murderer of American Indians

Sunday, October 10, 2010 09:03:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

@KeriAHarrison Nope. No awesome karma. Just a regular, ordinary, 24 hour day. Means nothing

In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet

Sunday, October 10, 2010 07:54:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I just ousted @nyc911 as the mayor of Monticello Casino and Raceway on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aWrlEy

Sunday, October 10, 2010 02:23:47 PM from foursquare

43 degrees, new moon, so thousands of stars, Jupiter's bright tonight, saw a meteor. Lovin life (almost)

Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:54:58 AM from Twitter for Android