I'm wearing boxers, a wife beater and dress shoes. Nice.
Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:22:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute) and Badfish (sublime tribute) 12/28 and 12/30 at BB King's in NYC! Who's the fuck in? Lets get hammered.
Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:02:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
Omg you're amazing. Gimmie!
Thursday, September 16, 2010 06:39:42 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Ever Hear of Karma, You Stupid Fuck? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/15/ever-hear-of-karma-you-stupid-fuck/
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:56:49 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Jeter's acting performance = a free run for the Yankees. I'll take it
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 09:21:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 07:43:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Pricess line from Barstool NY Scott: "You know Jorge had more HRs in his 1 at bat tonight than Cervelli has ALL year?"
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 11:49:23 PM from Twitter Web Client
I knew those useless fuckers would blow a 6 run lead. Thye blow more than Vincent Chase.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 09:11:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
wait.... smoke 2 seats ahead of me. How'd I miss that?
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 07:40:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp, I was going to finish those release notes but then I drank a lot. This job needs to stop feeding me alcohol
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 06:54:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Box in garbage looks like it's been strategically placed to obscure my view of the smokeshow. I must not be creepin quietly enough
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 04:21:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Ah I get it now... our fiber link is down. We're all sharing a DSL line
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 03:49:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Why the fuck is it taking me 2000 miliseconds to ping google? Out internet is useless right now
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 03:17:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Internet at work is wonderful today http://twitpic.com/2oejey
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 12:59:03 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: The Yankees... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/14/the-yankees/
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 10:09:24 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog