I walked into this room to image a computer. Thermometer was sitting on the desk. Temp went up 2 degrees. I'm hot.

Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:07:34 AM from twidroid

Dropping a newly repaired projector on concrete while taking it out of your boss's trunk with him watching is an excellent start to Thursday

Thursday, August 19, 2010 08:56:42 AM from twidroid

Wot you mean you don't like when eet burns? Eeez supposed to burn. Zat ees how you know you are dreenking

Thursday, August 19, 2010 02:05:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

Can't get away from the wire management. Do it at work, now I'm home doing it. Story of my life

Wednesday, August 18, 2010 05:05:42 PM from twidroid

Hey Bill, just wanted to let you know that I accidentally the whole network. Sorry. I'll try to get that resolved.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010 09:07:02 PM from twidroid

Why haven't I gotten Froyo yet? Why am I the last person ever to get this update?

Tuesday, August 17, 2010 08:46:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

How fucking dumb is a projector with height adjusters not on even sides. How do I get the picture straight assholes?

Tuesday, August 17, 2010 04:24:29 PM from twidroid

New blog post: A Bunch of Bullshit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/16/a-bunch-of-bullshit/

Monday, August 16, 2010 11:34:19 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

no pie for old man jeter =(

Monday, August 16, 2010 11:01:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

@DaveC2K9 I get a little hyper. Don't have the same feeling this year. last year was magic. Have to support them no matter what.though

In reply to @DaveC2K9's tweet

Monday, August 16, 2010 09:54:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Everyone on the Yankees FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE tonight, errors, sloppy play, 0 hitting. Christ, Playing like the fucking Mets

Monday, August 16, 2010 09:13:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Another Reason Phillies Fans Suck Balls http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/16/another-reason-phillies-fans-suck-balls/

Monday, August 16, 2010 08:46:45 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

My sunburned triangle on my face feels like alligator skin

Monday, August 16, 2010 08:44:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito I knew some were in the works but I didn't think they were released yet. Tablets are pointless. Android is still the shit.

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Monday, August 16, 2010 08:00:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Justin Bieber is a Stupid Little Shitbucket http://bit.ly/9Ywwbt

Monday, August 16, 2010 07:59:07 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog