Android os runs 967 times better with my task killer uninstalled

Friday, October 01, 2010 04:30:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking MTA

Friday, October 01, 2010 10:23:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Explain to me how the side effect of a medicine is actually one of the symptoms it's supposed to treat? This is why I never take shit.

Friday, October 01, 2010 01:33:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: T'rowin' Out De Ole Shit Saaaaame http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/30/trowin-out-de-ole-shit-saaaaame/

Thursday, September 30, 2010 09:12:18 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I smell a rat (on the tracks)

Thursday, September 30, 2010 07:14:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@ShavingFoams bright side: let's build glass underwater tunnels later

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Thursday, September 30, 2010 04:48:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Thanks dunkins, ya fucked up my coolatta today

Thursday, September 30, 2010 04:47:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@jason_hazel omg I love that game. On 64bit, you just can't run 16 bit. Its not even a dos program so dosbox won't help. Ill test later

In reply to @jason_hazel's tweet

Thursday, September 30, 2010 03:20:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Please explain to me why the fuck youtube videos don't load.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010 10:35:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm digging the winter looking sky right now

Wednesday, September 29, 2010 06:29:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Accent? Check. Hot? Check. Potato sack please...

Wednesday, September 29, 2010 05:44:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Facebook. It makes me fucking puke sometimes (worse than I did when I was borderline alcoholic senior year, probably bc of facebook)

Monday, September 27, 2010 12:41:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Rivera can't save a fuckin dime out of his entire contract. Went from being unstoppable to an automatic blown save. Just what we need in Oct

Sunday, September 26, 2010 11:36:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Unreal. These fucking people do nothing all day and then when its time for dexter, they pause the dvr for 15 minutes to do fuckin chores

Sunday, September 26, 2010 09:13:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Dexter! Then boardwalk empire on DVR. If only I didn't feel like death.

Sunday, September 26, 2010 08:57:17 PM from Twitter for Android