Heading to fairfield!

Friday, October 22, 2010 09:05:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Actually it's just vile. I changed my mind and am not posting it

Friday, October 22, 2010 08:40:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Warning: my next tweet will be extremely ridiculous and vulgar

Friday, October 22, 2010 08:39:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just hit a huge ass bump on the train. We lose a wheel? Hit a pothole on the track?

Friday, October 22, 2010 07:46:03 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @jason_hazel How much of it is gay sex? RT @OMGFactsSex iPhone users have roughly TWICE as much sex as Android users.

Friday, October 22, 2010 06:33:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

I want to kidnap you in a potato sack

Friday, October 22, 2010 04:15:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Just epic failed at texting. 2 wrong text and copied and pasted wrong

Friday, October 22, 2010 11:32:34 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Google, You Tricky Bastards! http://bit.ly/bo75Og

Thursday, October 21, 2010 11:22:33 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Absolute fucking bombshell. You don't even understand

Thursday, October 21, 2010 05:21:15 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: No Words http://bit.ly/9MeYSZ

Wednesday, October 20, 2010 12:58:15 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

If this fucking junkie who celebrated the ALDS with ginger ale like a pussy wins the MVP over Cano, I swear to God...

Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:54:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

That's okay, epic comeback starts right now.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:36:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

One bad pitch, otherwise you were okay. Guy can't catch a break

Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:34:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU AJ

Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:34:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopANDslam Just watched the replay. good point. He pulled it running. My b

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:23:24 PM from Twitter Web Client