Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My mom just burned something in the microwave. How the fuck do you burn food in the microwave (unless it's popcorn)? Christ. Get me a chef!

Om nom nom. And I'm not talking about my dunkinsa

And remember folks, today is election day. Go out there and vote for your local asshole #fuckthegovernment #allpoliticiansareuseless

Even though last Friday was code freeze, almost none of you are frozen

New blog post: Riots on the streets of... San Francisco http://bit.ly/a7xRo2

I felt blah. Then I started answering work email at 1am and testing system glitches, and I forgot i felt blah. Fuck my life.

New blog post: Fuckin Enjoyyyyy http://bit.ly/c5utyr

Oops... I need to stop forgetting to turn off uTorrent when I leave. Welp, looks like I just uploaded 58 gigs...

48 degrees outside and I just had to get a coolatta because they put the heat on 78 in this office. Roasting in here

COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod

...You know I'm a loser when I end up submitting two bugs on Halloween/ my day off...

Omg. Jasmineeeeeeee! Best costume ever

Oh and in case I'm too vulgar or disgusting for people (got some complaints), the unfollow button is right there -->

Omgomgomgomg nyc pizza. Nom. Almost as delicious as the bunnies and kittens in this office

Here kitty kitty kitty. I hate cats, but not around halloween. In the same league as bunnies.