Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

What the fuck is wrong with this train and why is it so fucking packed today. Its never like this. Must be missing some cars

New blog post: Another Reason Cats are Dumb http://bit.ly/aEP5XK

It fuckin snowed on long island? Where's my snow. I want snow!

Here we go again... sales girls making the office 900 degrees. Get the fuck off the thermostat and make it 68 again..

My next phone will be a Nexus Two pending it comes to Verizon. VZ better not shit it up with bloat or skins either. motoblur and sense = ass

47 degrees, sunny, fall foliage - perfect for a bike ride.

Casino is on Encore. Movie's the shit.

Hooters: we don't hire any ugly bitches

Lol @ dirty jersey. A sign: "smoking permitted while playing. - NJ smoke free air act n.j.s.a 26:3D-55" makes no sense...

So jealous of these 4 bombshells checking into this hotel with two 30s. No room invite for me?

I'm at Hilton Atlantic City (3400 Pacific St, Atlantic City). http://4sq.com/aTKqfh

I'm at Nathan's Famous (2290 Central Park Ave, Crisfield St., Yonkers‎). http://4sq.com/6kJJqp

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