Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop.

Oh my. I'll take one of those.

I don't care if I'm an ass man... omg the rack on that one. Jeez.

@Waspito accounting sucks balls. If I only took accounting classes, id fail out of college in 5 minutes

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@Waspito No it's not sarcasm. It's obligatory to inform your tweeple about fine pieces of ass in your vicinity

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@Waspito love "dat ass" tweets. It is important to inform twitter whenever you run into a worthy ass

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Dear construction guys outside my window, shut the fuck up with your grinding ass machine.

Who's this new bombshell in sales and how do I get her to voluntarily hop into my potato sack?

WHOAAAAA. Firefox 4 with hardware acceleration!! Amazing! I just got 90FPS in browser on an HTML5 demo

"Bug testing with my two favorite allies..." (sung in tune to RHCP's Road trippin

What the f is up with Google's logo today? Crazy assed company...

I'm a methane factory

"You better get a funnel, put it up your ass and vent it out the window because you'll stink us out tonight"

Not only does the 90 year old have lower blood pressure than me, I can't beat him in poker.