Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Jeter's acting performance = a free run for the Yankees. I'll take it

Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled.

Pricess line from Barstool NY Scott: "You know Jorge had more HRs in his 1 at bat tonight than Cervelli has ALL year?"

I knew those useless fuckers would blow a 6 run lead. Thye blow more than Vincent Chase.

wait.... smoke 2 seats ahead of me. How'd I miss that?

Welp, I was going to finish those release notes but then I drank a lot. This job needs to stop feeding me alcohol

Box in garbage looks like it's been strategically placed to obscure my view of the smokeshow. I must not be creepin quietly enough

Ah I get it now... our fiber link is down. We're all sharing a DSL line

Why the fuck is it taking me 2000 miliseconds to ping google? Out internet is useless right now

Internet at work is wonderful today http://twitpic.com/2oejey

Weathers cooling down and this one gets hotter every day. Just how I like it

I am the Fucking Orioles of fantasy sports and will suck forever. GRR. Can't win my football picks, awful at baseball. Fuckin a.

I finally understand why dudes pound beers after work