Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

All circuits are busy? The fuck is this 1960 on the 2 man switchboards?

Just caught the hiccups from the hot sales girl.

Please explain to me why my fucking display shuts the fuck off randomly and I need to hard reboot.

Fuckin Rams... I picked them as the unlikely team to win and they almost did. GRR

My highlight of the night was jacking this glass from the bar. Does this make me a tool? http://twitpic.com/2nm563

I am so jealous of these fordham sluts right now getting off the train and going back to their dorms.

Seriously what the fuck is this guy staring at....

And, I'm fucking fat. Should have given my wendys to that homeless dude. Would have done him better than my fat ass. Now I feel bad

And why is this gay staring at me. I'm not into that shit.

They need to put fuckin cell towers I these grand central tunnels

I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bSpT19

I'm at White Horse Tavern (567 Hudson St, at 11th, New York) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/3MvsEK

Smokes love my new sunglasses. Comments walking out of the store