Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

48 degrees outside and I just had to get a coolatta because they put the heat on 78 in this office. Roasting in here

COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod

...You know I'm a loser when I end up submitting two bugs on Halloween/ my day off...

Omg. Jasmineeeeeeee! Best costume ever

Oh and in case I'm too vulgar or disgusting for people (got some complaints), the unfollow button is right there -->

Omgomgomgomg nyc pizza. Nom. Almost as delicious as the bunnies and kittens in this office

Here kitty kitty kitty. I hate cats, but not around halloween. In the same league as bunnies.

Everyones dressed up in the office for halloween. I kind of have a thing for bunnies

Now please excuse me while I vomit all over the tracks.

See this is the shit I can't do that I need to do... christ.

This election shit needs to end. I hate getting attacked by campaigners at the train station

I'm tweeting from my laptop using my 3G connection via Wireless tether. AMAZINGGGGGGGG

Just rooted my Droid. Now I get to play with tethering and setCPU! awesome

@nyJULZmd And once again, you needed me for technology... Fuckin technology. The only thing I manage to get right in this world

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Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out.