Of course it gets dead silent in here the second I go to record my greeting and I sound like a fucking toolbag in front of the whole office
Wednesday, October 06, 2010 04:22:05 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm going to start a bidding war between sales girl and cust support girl for me. Why do I have a feeling the sales girl will win this one?
Wednesday, October 06, 2010 12:07:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
On the fence, but I'm gonna go with hot
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 02:43:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Can't tell, I only see the back of her head...
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 01:52:08 PM from Twitter for Android
What's the over under that this new hire is hot? I say 80% chance of hot.
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 01:51:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Fucking dirty South. Who the fuck names a town this: http://goo.gl/h7mY Should have let them secede.The South: keeping America backwards
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 02:54:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
New post: If You Follow Your GPS Into a Lake, You Deserve to Die http://bit.ly/cKu1Xf
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 12:14:07 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New post: Portfolioso.com Blog Twitter API Test http://bit.ly/9XJyZD
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 12:10:01 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Some crazy fucker returned my email via voicemail. Only in America
Monday, October 04, 2010 06:44:51 PM from Twitter for Android
@jason_hazel I HATED Eclipse. Absolute bloat, and I had a professor that swore by it. I refused to use it, got my grade lowered.
Monday, October 04, 2010 01:58:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Cancel The Playoffs http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/10/03/cancel-the-playoffs/
Sunday, October 03, 2010 04:39:24 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Christmas-y mood right now. I WANT SNOW
Sunday, October 03, 2010 04:35:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
Android os runs 967 times better with my task killer uninstalled
Friday, October 01, 2010 04:30:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Fucking MTA
Friday, October 01, 2010 10:23:26 AM from Twitter for Android
Explain to me how the side effect of a medicine is actually one of the symptoms it's supposed to treat? This is why I never take shit.
Friday, October 01, 2010 01:33:08 AM from Twitter Web Client