Of course it gets dead silent in here the second I go to record my greeting and I sound like a fucking toolbag in front of the whole office

Wednesday, October 06, 2010 04:22:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm going to start a bidding war between sales girl and cust support girl for me. Why do I have a feeling the sales girl will win this one?

Wednesday, October 06, 2010 12:07:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

On the fence, but I'm gonna go with hot

Tuesday, October 05, 2010 02:43:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Can't tell, I only see the back of her head...

Tuesday, October 05, 2010 01:52:08 PM from Twitter for Android

What's the over under that this new hire is hot? I say 80% chance of hot.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010 01:51:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking dirty South. Who the fuck names a town this: http://goo.gl/h7mY Should have let them secede.The South: keeping America backwards

Tuesday, October 05, 2010 02:54:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

New post: If You Follow Your GPS Into a Lake, You Deserve to Die http://bit.ly/cKu1Xf

Tuesday, October 05, 2010 12:14:07 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New post: Portfolioso.com Blog Twitter API Test http://bit.ly/9XJyZD

Tuesday, October 05, 2010 12:10:01 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Some crazy fucker returned my email via voicemail. Only in America

Monday, October 04, 2010 06:44:51 PM from Twitter for Android

@jason_hazel I HATED Eclipse. Absolute bloat, and I had a professor that swore by it. I refused to use it, got my grade lowered.

In reply to @jason_hazel's tweet

Monday, October 04, 2010 01:58:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Cancel The Playoffs http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/10/03/cancel-the-playoffs/

Sunday, October 03, 2010 04:39:24 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Christmas-y mood right now. I WANT SNOW

Sunday, October 03, 2010 04:35:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Android os runs 967 times better with my task killer uninstalled

Friday, October 01, 2010 04:30:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking MTA

Friday, October 01, 2010 10:23:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Explain to me how the side effect of a medicine is actually one of the symptoms it's supposed to treat? This is why I never take shit.

Friday, October 01, 2010 01:33:08 AM from Twitter Web Client