Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This town is so Italian... Columbus Day red and green fireworks. Great way to celebrate a raper and murderer of American Indians

@KeriAHarrison Nope. No awesome karma. Just a regular, ordinary, 24 hour day. Means nothing

I just ousted @nyc911 as the mayor of Monticello Casino and Raceway on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aWrlEy

43 degrees, new moon, so thousands of stars, Jupiter's bright tonight, saw a meteor. Lovin life (almost)

I'm up here three times a year and the power went out two times. Really reliable

Where's the potato sack? I need to capture this hot mcdonalds girl from the boonies and get her a real job in civilization

I have some fuckin french cocksucker ahead of me at the post 500 questions holding up the line

My football picks this week are whack. I pretty much did shitty looking up expert opinions last week, so I went against what everyone said

What I probably shouldn't be doing at work: Having a staring contest with our bugtracker mascot http://bit.ly/dfEOf9 (I always win)

@scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes.

New post: If You Superglue Your Eyes Closed, You Deserve to Go Blind http://bit.ly/aSNdiK

New post: A Nice 28 Out Win http://bit.ly/cjyxjd

I'm at The Irish Exit (978 2nd Ave., at 52nd St., New York) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/ctGWMS

I'm at The Stag's Head (252 E 51st St, 2nd Ave, New York) w/ 6 others. http://4sq.com/8CEKKe

Why is there a fucking clown in my office?