Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Where's this cocksucking 6 train? I never wait this long

I wish these subway stations didn't smell like piss

I just bombed my fuckin cubicle. No one better come within 15 ft of me. Christ

Today, I just spent 40 minutes investigating a bug I filed last week and totally forgot about. FML.

Who put cocaine in the comapny coffee pot? Caffeine usually does nothing to me and I was bouncing off the walls at that meeting

Girl code? What the fuck is girl code? That's bullshit. It's man law. And that's final.

Ah you're forgiven. Sick as a dog and miserable. That explains it

What the fuck is up her ass? Pissed all day

I like your dog. And your ass through them shorts

I'm a bug filing machine mother fucker

Just saw Roger Waters do The Wall. Siiiiick. (@ Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum w/ 19 others) http://4sq.com/79U9XI

@SumthinEclectic The Moto Droid is laggy as hell recently. Must not be powerful enough for 2.2

Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck

$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165)

Not pleased right now...