Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This girl is so dumb at computers, its cute and I just about want to potato sack her right now.

@ShavingFoams I know the difference between a snowblowe and a leaf blower. It was a leaf blower foo

who the FUCK is leaf blowing snow at 2:15 am?

Welp, didn't expect any snow accumulation but I'll take it.

@Waspito You're a dick with your two feet of snow and 12 days of straight snow. We only get a dusting

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Snow in NYC and rain in northern Maine. That's legit.

New blog post: Ambien Fucks You Up http://bit.ly/ib40s4

New blog post: This News 12 Poll is Full of Shit http://bit.ly/eDpXiI

I swear I'm going freakin crazy. Wallet's on my desk and I keep thinking I see a green status light on it flash with a new notification

This isn't flying, Verizon FiOS. I'm gonna need a gigabit router, I can't be maxing shit out at 100MBPS sending 10s of gigs around my LAN

It's always FUCKING USER ERROR. I love when clients bitch the fuck out of us and then "we all share the same password" DUH!!! You broke it.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck did they do to uTorrent? New update's theme looks like balls.

Stupid fuckin slut...

Galic bread w/ fresh extra virgin olive oil & basil, roasted string beans, golden brown potatoes, pork loin, homemade chicken soup. omnomnom

Bacon, eggs and fresh coffee at the mover's. Plus pork loin and pasta later. Lovin it.