Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Droid ota update is here and I can't get it because I rooted n f'ed w/ it. I'd need to wipe my phone. But angry birds is preventing this

New blog post: This is the Blackest, Most Ballin Licence' Plate I've seen http://bit.ly/eqjwQV

I need to move to Cali. yesterday

New blog post: Those Crazy Assed Russians... http://bit.ly/eX82s6

I'm at Mud (307 E 9th St, btw 1st and 2nd, New York). http://4sq.com/qhUpL

New blog post: I Was a Plastic Surgeon for a Day http://bit.ly/hCba5w

@Novellabella it's senior year. F finals. You have something to do, do it. I lied my way out of moving many finals so I could party instead.

This client is rather cuntish

"I'm an electrician. The lights go on... You're good at your job. The house stays dark... You should have been a plumber."

"Black or asian?..." "brown"

"Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit

I highly recommend drinking with your boss. You'll learn a lot

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York). http://4sq.com/82QtvO

This is borderline as bad as the time at Preakness

I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml.