Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This is like borderline hottest person I've ever seen in my life before. Like she's so hott, I respect her too much to potato sack her.

Read headed sluts in honor of read headed sluts.... and a blonde bartender

Hotter bartenders. I've never seen any others

I'm at Snafu (127 E 47th St, btw 3rd and Lexington, New York). http://4sq.com/6U4RAi

I'm at Wendy's (447 Lexington Ave, 45th and Lex, New York). http://4sq.com/bof2rR

I'm at The Public House (140 E 41st Street, Lexington Ave, New York) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/4Fj7Rf

Never heard of an SD card that whines when you write data to it... The hell is that?

"The fact that Jeter, now 36 & essentially a shell of his formal self, is asking for A-Rod numbers, is laughable and delusional." - Barstool

My fam.. we talk about babboons who drink their own breast milk. We're normal...

RT @plasma2002: Ya know the best thing about the day after thanksgiving? Making a sandwich from the leftover halloween candy :D #fb

New blog post: The Random Quote is Back http://bit.ly/eoZBFA

Actually fuck it... Just bought something on Newegg. Little office decoration. That's the extent of my black Friday. Nevermind stores

Anyone out shopping right now is fuckin out of their mind. You wouldn't catch me dead near a store on black Friday

stupid fuckin whore

@ShavingFoams don't get that. Ill tell you why later.