Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

YOU KNOW MIKE STARR? THE DRUGGIE ALCOHOLIC? FUCK HIM. I THREW MY IPOD ACROSS THE STREET IN A RAGE

If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross.

Need some more beers in this bitch

@ShavingFoams I wont. Just making a far from literal statement to make a point

I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that.

Omg you cannot wear those clothes in this office, especially if I am going to be drinking later. Plus its winter. Aren't you cold?

@ShavingFoams No, it's on delay. And you cant open folders of tabs. it's one count per click. It's easy to ramp up though. Do it. its fun

I just planted 3 trees via Chrome for a Cause. Browsing with Chrome to support a good cause:: http://t.co/NyqzFie

@nyJULZmd Stupid asshole. It snowed by you? Should have sent it up north.

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

I'm gonna go for a walk and I'm getting myself a fuckin taco

@Novellabella I remember my freshman year

New blog post: Request Granted http://bit.ly/h4mkdB

I just burned the fuck out of my thumb spilling hot tea on it. 1st degree so its not blistered but the whole fuckin thing is tomato red

@jason_hazel Oh yeah. It's the story of my life at work.

Swear to God. If I see another fuckin 500 Internal Server Error again I'm gonna lose it. Especially if it happens outside of work.