WOW. Just woke up, took earplugs out and they're still leaf blowing. How long does it take?!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 08:27:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 07:43:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Please explain to me how barcode is not in the Firefox dictionary. Fucking basics, people!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 07:24:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mother fuck my 7am conference call... I will be dialing in from my bed.

Monday, November 29, 2010 11:35:49 PM from Twitter for Android

@ShavingFoams hookers, coke and booze

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Monday, November 29, 2010 10:03:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Miller lite tastes like fuckin pisssss

Sunday, November 28, 2010 02:25:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Awwww. You look so sad. Its cute. Don't be

Sunday, November 28, 2010 02:15:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Drunk train!!!!!!

Sunday, November 28, 2010 02:01:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Yes, I am that awesome. That's what you are texting/tweeting about. No shit.

Sunday, November 28, 2010 01:24:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Also redheads. Dibs

Sunday, November 28, 2010 01:21:37 AM from Twitter for Android

I appreciate how much people stalk me

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:56:44 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @Waspito 'My mom would legit dance on the bar to this song' -@portfolioso

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:42:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

That is unnecessary you stupid bitch

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:32:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Emma watsons got noting on this broad. Id recast her in a heartbeat

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:12:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Like I'm the biggest ass man going and her ass was right in my face and out of respect I couldn't touch it.

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:09:35 AM from Twitter for Android