Just thought I'd remind you all how fucking awesome I am at doing anything in WordPress. That's right. PS F Drupal and a joker named Huntley
Thursday, December 23, 2010 01:02:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: This Skype Outage is Full Of Shit http://bit.ly/gbwNem
Wednesday, December 22, 2010 06:35:52 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Cablevision Making No Sense Yet Again http://bit.ly/hsq5Ok
Wednesday, December 22, 2010 02:51:54 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: OMG More Severe Weather Alerts (Not really) http://bit.ly/e6LwdT
Wednesday, December 22, 2010 09:26:57 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I still have a job here after Friday's party?
Monday, December 20, 2010 09:40:43 AM from Twitter for Android
3:37 am and im gonna go get myself a god damn snack...
Monday, December 20, 2010 03:37:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
Bottle openers... Use them.
Monday, December 20, 2010 12:50:28 AM from Twitter Web Client
Protip: DON'T attempt to open a beer bottle on a metal stool in front of the CEO and then accidentally break the bottle... Totally, not cool
Monday, December 20, 2010 12:49:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
RT@ Waspito 'Shes a woman and she has her license and you dont.' '...But thats useless, you cant drive in the kitchen!'
Monday, December 20, 2010 12:11:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
In 110% better shape than last night
Sunday, December 19, 2010 12:05:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
Im a fan of the slutty santa bartender costumes
Saturday, December 18, 2010 09:47:18 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at McFadden's Saloon (800 2nd Ave, btw 42nd and 43rd St, New York). http://4sq.com/h4oZ30
I'm at Brother Jimmy's BBQ (416 8th Ave, at 31st St, New York). http://4sq.com/fCQALq
I'd say my boss rapping every single lyric of Juicy by Biggie was the highlight of the year
Saturday, December 18, 2010 02:11:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
THEY THINK I'M OKAY. FUCK IT. I'M DONE
Saturday, December 18, 2010 02:53:37 AM from Deleted