Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Why the fuck is gmail not pushing to my phone quickly? Effin Google bitchin out...

New blog post: Today, I Voted For... http://bit.ly/cEJJmh

@askmeques Thank you! I vote when I like someone. If I don't agree with either politician's viewpoint, why should I support the lesser evil?

For fucks sake, my house smells like burned shit. It permeated the fibers of my coat. I'm gonna smell like shit tomorrow at work.

My mom just burned something in the microwave. How the fuck do you burn food in the microwave (unless it's popcorn)? Christ. Get me a chef!

Om nom nom. And I'm not talking about my dunkinsa

And remember folks, today is election day. Go out there and vote for your local asshole #fuckthegovernment #allpoliticiansareuseless

Even though last Friday was code freeze, almost none of you are frozen

New blog post: Riots on the streets of... San Francisco http://bit.ly/a7xRo2

I felt blah. Then I started answering work email at 1am and testing system glitches, and I forgot i felt blah. Fuck my life.

New blog post: Fuckin Enjoyyyyy http://bit.ly/c5utyr

Oops... I need to stop forgetting to turn off uTorrent when I leave. Welp, looks like I just uploaded 58 gigs...

48 degrees outside and I just had to get a coolatta because they put the heat on 78 in this office. Roasting in here

COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod

...You know I'm a loser when I end up submitting two bugs on Halloween/ my day off...