Thanks to my job, I know way more than I should about how waxing centers operate...

Saturday, January 01, 2011 01:35:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Happy New Year, Love the MTA http://bit.ly/i0IxFw

Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:24:41 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Welp... Same old shit. Or as Lincoln would say: The ole shit same

Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:38:16 AM from Twitter for Android

How you know you had a good night: Just opened my work bag and found an empty Wendy's fries carton in there. Nice.

Friday, December 31, 2010 07:06:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Get This Dried Squid Away From Me http://bit.ly/fVYssS

Friday, December 31, 2010 06:25:21 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

then they wonder why i hit the bottle...

Friday, December 31, 2010 02:58:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm the only white dude in this joint... lol

Friday, December 31, 2010 01:48:11 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wendy's (447 Lexington Ave, 45th and Lex, New York) http://4sq.com/ibtKjc

Friday, December 31, 2010 01:42:12 AM from foursquare

I'm at Whiskey Bar (125 Washington St, at 1st St, Hoboken) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/hu2qvt

Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:53:12 PM from foursquare

this bar's good. Whenever u go to take a piss and there's no one in there... Win.

Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:20:04 PM from Twitter for Android

This ho just bent the fuck over. Borderline hottest tightest ass I've ever seen

Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm all about this red headed slut bar tendress with the tramp stamp heart, wings and angel halo. Fuckin a.

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:31:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Just took a shot of Avion tequila. Entourage anyone? I usually hate tequila. No wonder Vinny Chase was a fuckin mess. Good shit

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:27:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella croc lounge is the shit. Jealous

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:16:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wicked Wolf Tavern (120 Sinatra Drive, Second Street, Hoboken) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/iirW0E

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:02:19 PM from foursquare