Ever look at how some things turned out and just say out loud "Ugh. God dammit." Yeah.. I do. A lot. (Then they wonder why i hit the bottle)

Sunday, November 14, 2010 11:24:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

An Irish Jew?

Sunday, November 14, 2010 06:43:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Foot of snow in Minneapolis? Send some to New York!

Sunday, November 14, 2010 12:13:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I stand by my red stripe girl.

Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:57:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Needs more sluts

Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:08:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I need another beer. Or 6

Saturday, November 13, 2010 09:12:45 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 I approve of your tweet

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Saturday, November 13, 2010 08:35:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Italian beer... tastes like fuckin shit. But can't stay away bc of the girls

Saturday, November 13, 2010 07:58:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio loves Peroni girls

Saturday, November 13, 2010 06:40:31 PM from Twitter for Android

So I heard they have beer hete

Saturday, November 13, 2010 06:20:06 PM from Twitter for Android

45 minute call with a client for work and counting on a fuckin saturday morning. Of course they have the biggest issues

Saturday, November 13, 2010 09:47:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at TGI Friday's (825 Central Park Ave, Ardsley Rd, Scarsdale) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/82t1LT

Friday, November 12, 2010 11:30:35 PM from foursquare

New blog post: A Portfolioso.com Lesson on Stealing Peoples Girlfriends http://bit.ly/aUxKRR

Friday, November 12, 2010 09:52:04 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Mother fucking clients who can't set up their god damn fucking receipt printers. Now I have a 9am call on a Saturday with these fuckers

Friday, November 12, 2010 06:12:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Just cleared a load of built up tasks at work. Now going smokeshow hunting in madison square park

Friday, November 12, 2010 03:55:15 PM from Twitter for Android