RT@ Waspito 'Shes a woman and she has her license and you dont.' '...But thats useless, you cant drive in the kitchen!'
Monday, December 20, 2010 12:11:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
In 110% better shape than last night
Sunday, December 19, 2010 12:05:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
Im a fan of the slutty santa bartender costumes
Saturday, December 18, 2010 09:47:18 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at McFadden's Saloon (800 2nd Ave, btw 42nd and 43rd St, New York). http://4sq.com/h4oZ30
I'm at Brother Jimmy's BBQ (416 8th Ave, at 31st St, New York). http://4sq.com/fCQALq
I'd say my boss rapping every single lyric of Juicy by Biggie was the highlight of the year
Saturday, December 18, 2010 02:11:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
THEY THINK I'M OKAY. FUCK IT. I'M DONE
Saturday, December 18, 2010 02:53:37 AM from Deleted
YOU KNOW MIKE STARR? THE DRUGGIE ALCOHOLIC? FUCK HIM. I THREW MY IPOD ACROSS THE STREET IN A RAGE
Saturday, December 18, 2010 02:52:59 AM from DELETED
If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross.
Friday, December 17, 2010 10:00:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Need some more beers in this bitch
Friday, December 17, 2010 08:58:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@ShavingFoams I wont. Just making a far from literal statement to make a point
Friday, December 17, 2010 02:22:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that.
Friday, December 17, 2010 02:14:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Omg you cannot wear those clothes in this office, especially if I am going to be drinking later. Plus its winter. Aren't you cold?
Friday, December 17, 2010 12:36:46 PM from Twitter for Android
@ShavingFoams No, it's on delay. And you cant open folders of tabs. it's one count per click. It's easy to ramp up though. Do it. its fun
Friday, December 17, 2010 02:13:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
I just planted 3 trees via Chrome for a Cause. Browsing with Chrome to support a good cause:: http://t.co/NyqzFie