You know how I know I'm an alcoholic? I need 7 more beers
Friday, January 14, 2011 12:39:19 AM from Twitter for Android
GL to my boy Dwai. Gonna miss that bitch ass QA guy.
Friday, January 14, 2011 12:07:42 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Second on Second Karaoke Bar (27 2nd Ave, at 2nd, New York) http://4sq.com/gLJkjq
My coworkers shotgun like a bunch of pussies. I sucked ass and drew circles around them.
Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:06:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Black Bear Lodge (274 3rd Ave, 22nd St, New York) http://4sq.com/eu0qB8
The COO gave me an iPod touch for testing, then changed his mind 2 seconds after he handed it to me. F'in A! I needed one (mine broke). FML
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 06:29:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic surpasshosting
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:29:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Would be helpful if my fucking database server wasn't down again so my 2 blog readers could actually read it. My host sucks ass.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 09:43:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm trying to listen to these smokes' conversation behind me and I have these two loud fucks sitting next to me
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 08:53:41 AM from Twitter for Android
@nyJULZmd gotta use WordPress, silly. Tumblr goes down for days at a time. WordPress is the shizzz
Monday, January 10, 2011 09:13:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
Swear to God, I'm gonna murder these fuckers if they keep fucking up and making me do the stressful ass cleanup.
Monday, January 10, 2011 09:11:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Colithika mayor of what, you foursquare slut?
Monday, January 10, 2011 01:16:08 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: My Host Sucks http://bit.ly/gVG7X9
Monday, January 10, 2011 12:19:08 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I LOVE WINTER (and snow!)
Monday, January 10, 2011 02:30:12 AM from Twitter Web Client