"Well first of all you're younger than me and your mind isn't as sharp as me"
Friday, November 19, 2010 12:28:14 AM from Twitter Web Client
Hah epic. Just ran into the it guy while tweeting this.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 04:30:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Shhhh. Don't tell the IT guys, but my work computer runs 300x better since I uninstalled my antivirus.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 04:30:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Ya know... I'm miserable when they're happy and when they're not happy, it doesn't make me happy. I can't win
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 01:00:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have promised the COO that I'd prepare the release notes for him by tomorrow. Welp, time to start writing those..
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:02:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
So if you Google Google, do you get an infinite loop?
Tuesday, November 16, 2010 10:17:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: People on the Train Piss Me Off http://bit.ly/bhtNdg
Tuesday, November 16, 2010 09:16:19 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
This fuckin guy crams himself in a seat next to me when there's a three seater open across the way. Fuckin christ.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010 07:43:11 PM from Twitter for Android
For fucks sake, can these bugs go away? And moron clients?
Tuesday, November 16, 2010 07:05:25 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Eataly (200 5th Ave, W 23rd St, New York) w/ 19 others. http://4sq.com/92a14E
Why the hell is NetMeter not nonitoring any of my traffic? The fuck man.,..
Monday, November 15, 2010 09:38:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
Caption contest!!! http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/caption-contest-74/
Monday, November 15, 2010 07:51:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Lmfao. There's a bro air boxing in Madison Squaqre Park
Monday, November 15, 2010 04:39:01 PM from Twitter for Android
How the fuck are you supposed to beat level 3-5 in angry birds? So fuckin pissed
Monday, November 15, 2010 05:34:26 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: I Rooted The Shit out of my Droid http://bit.ly/bWpeSS
Monday, November 15, 2010 03:31:50 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog