I'm at Cross Street Market (1065 S Charles St, at E Cross St, Baltimore) http://4sq.com/fXQSsk

Saturday, January 15, 2011 04:20:16 PM from foursquare

I'm at Hightopps Backstage Grille (2306 York Rd, Timonium) http://4sq.com/gIGojA

Saturday, January 15, 2011 02:19:26 PM from foursquare

"90 PSI to the taint to make me really shit myself"

Saturday, January 15, 2011 02:47:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Bacardi owns towson right now. They have sluts with free samples, tshirts and huge asses in every bar

Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:57:11 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Charles Village Pub (CVP) - Towson (19 W Pennsylvania Ave, btw York & Washington, Towson) http://4sq.com/eQjrKa

Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:27:11 AM from foursquare

I'm at The Rec Room (512 York Rd, Towson) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/dXyiDO

Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:16:16 AM from foursquare

Jesus... the asses on these Bacardi girls.

Friday, January 14, 2011 11:47:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Cleary: "I should have brought the XBox" tool.

Friday, January 14, 2011 09:26:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Got a water hot dog and hot pretzel for $3 at the Loyola MD game. Shits fuckin free down here, isn't it?

Friday, January 14, 2011 07:21:41 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd fuckin bum. Come to the inner harbor tomorrow

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Friday, January 14, 2011 06:21:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Jersey staties all the fuck over 95.

Friday, January 14, 2011 02:08:16 PM from Twitter for Android

FUCK... Should have bypassed the load balancer and sent that 130,000 record request directly to the db server. This'll screw up. FAAK MEEE

Friday, January 14, 2011 02:26:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams No, she totally could

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Friday, January 14, 2011 01:07:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

FAIL on the double negative... You know what I mean.... Shes not my type

Friday, January 14, 2011 12:54:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'd be all for this rainbow brite type slut if she wasn't not my type.

Friday, January 14, 2011 12:51:04 AM from Twitter Web Client