Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@Colithika You check into the stupidest fucking places on Foursquare... =)

Here comes the snow!

New blog post: Bring Me this Archbishop's Pimp Staff http://bit.ly/eNxgkt

Up waiting for Santa. We're gonna go on a bender and pick up some sluts. Sleigh head in the air and shit

Fact: The taralli I made tonight are nom. Bet you can't tell the difference between mine and a little old Italian lady. I bake like a boss

New blog post: Bring Me this Google Wallpaper Girl! http://bit.ly/e76WeV

@nyJULZmd it had a warning: "Christmas eve bitches" No comma. Not "Christmas Eve, bitches." Big difference.

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

So Jesus, Hitler and Brock walk into a bar...

Merry Christmas Eve bitches: http://bit.ly/fqqXBN

New blog post: Angry Birds Pissed Me off Tonight http://bit.ly/g9HoPV

The office coffee today was mud. It probably had laxatives and E. Coli in it, because I absolutely destroyed the bathroom numerous times.

@Waspito touche. About the env shutting off nonstop. Thing was a fuckin piece

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

You can pull that metrocard out of your huge rack in front of me anytime, sweetie.

How come I don't get a new 2x quad core Xenon with 12 gigs of RAM for my work computer? I'm stuck with an old ass core 2 quad.

Ok its fuckin 2:39am. There's no train service. Lay the f off the horn. No need to blair it for 10 seconds going through an empty station.