Drunk train!!!!!!

Sunday, November 28, 2010 02:01:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Yes, I am that awesome. That's what you are texting/tweeting about. No shit.

Sunday, November 28, 2010 01:24:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Also redheads. Dibs

Sunday, November 28, 2010 01:21:37 AM from Twitter for Android

I appreciate how much people stalk me

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:56:44 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @Waspito 'My mom would legit dance on the bar to this song' -@portfolioso

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:42:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

That is unnecessary you stupid bitch

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:32:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Emma watsons got noting on this broad. Id recast her in a heartbeat

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:12:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Like I'm the biggest ass man going and her ass was right in my face and out of respect I couldn't touch it.

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:09:35 AM from Twitter for Android

This is like borderline hottest person I've ever seen in my life before. Like she's so hott, I respect her too much to potato sack her.

Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:08:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Read headed sluts in honor of read headed sluts.... and a blonde bartender

Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:40:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Hotter bartenders. I've never seen any others

Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:05:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Snafu (127 E 47th St, btw 3rd and Lexington, New York). http://4sq.com/6U4RAi

Saturday, November 27, 2010 10:55:12 PM from foursquare

I'm at Wendy's (447 Lexington Ave, 45th and Lex, New York). http://4sq.com/bof2rR

Saturday, November 27, 2010 10:37:19 PM from foursquare

I'm at The Public House (140 E 41st Street, Lexington Ave, New York) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/4Fj7Rf

Saturday, November 27, 2010 10:15:26 PM from foursquare

Never heard of an SD card that whines when you write data to it... The hell is that?

Saturday, November 27, 2010 06:00:59 PM from Twitter Web Client