New blog post: I Need to Marry the Shit out of this Girl http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/10/i-need-to-marry-the-shit-out-of-this-girl/

Tuesday, August 10, 2010 01:51:49 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Wet camp counselors! Dark blue t-shirts for the loss =(

Tuesday, August 10, 2010 12:03:30 PM from twidroid

Dat ass...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010 11:29:46 AM from twidroid

I love how I set my priorities here at work: "You're young and pretty, so I'll upgrade your computer first"

Tuesday, August 10, 2010 10:08:12 AM from twidroid

Haha epic PA announcement: "If anyone is going to Dunkin Donuts today, can you get me a cup of coffee? Thank you"

Tuesday, August 10, 2010 08:15:15 AM from twidroid

New blog post: Well I Messed Up Again http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/10/well-i-messed-up-again/

Tuesday, August 10, 2010 01:47:50 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it.

Monday, August 09, 2010 05:52:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Posada christ. A pitchout and you can't even throw the fuckin runner out. That was the worst throw I've ever seen

Monday, August 09, 2010 05:26:45 PM from twidroid

Bases loaded 0 outs and you all struck out? Fucking lose the game now assholes. Christ

Monday, August 09, 2010 04:41:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

7 of my tweets in a row say f this or cocksucker that. Angry much? Haha

Monday, August 09, 2010 03:15:50 PM from twidroid

This cocksucking train car has no AC

Monday, August 09, 2010 03:09:06 PM from twidroid

Fuck this fucking heat!

Monday, August 09, 2010 01:35:40 PM from twidroid

Sox fans get the fuck off my platform!

Monday, August 09, 2010 12:50:43 PM from twidroid

Full suit and tie goin in to nyc on this hot ass day and I'm jealous of these fuckin smokes taking the train to the yankee game

Monday, August 09, 2010 12:13:13 PM from twidroid

The fuckin router is down again and I'm not home to reboot it.

Monday, August 09, 2010 07:52:17 AM from twidroid