Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm up here three times a year and the power went out two times. Really reliable

Where's the potato sack? I need to capture this hot mcdonalds girl from the boonies and get her a real job in civilization

I have some fuckin french cocksucker ahead of me at the post 500 questions holding up the line

My football picks this week are whack. I pretty much did shitty looking up expert opinions last week, so I went against what everyone said

What I probably shouldn't be doing at work: Having a staring contest with our bugtracker mascot http://bit.ly/dfEOf9 (I always win)

@scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes.

New post: If You Superglue Your Eyes Closed, You Deserve to Go Blind http://bit.ly/aSNdiK

New post: A Nice 28 Out Win http://bit.ly/cjyxjd

I'm at The Irish Exit (978 2nd Ave., at 52nd St., New York) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/ctGWMS

I'm at The Stag's Head (252 E 51st St, 2nd Ave, New York) w/ 6 others. http://4sq.com/8CEKKe

Why is there a fucking clown in my office?

Of course it gets dead silent in here the second I go to record my greeting and I sound like a fucking toolbag in front of the whole office

I'm going to start a bidding war between sales girl and cust support girl for me. Why do I have a feeling the sales girl will win this one?

On the fence, but I'm gonna go with hot

Can't tell, I only see the back of her head...