I woke up to no internet because the fuckin cocksuckin router couldn't handle all the torrent connections
Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Verizon unblocked port 80? I can run a webserver now? Fuckin love this company FiOS for the win
Edit: in reply to the previous tweet, guy didn't even get with her. The F man, at least get your money;s worth
I'd LOVE to lose my job b/c I slept with someone and get a $40 million severance package. Would do it in a heartbeat: http://bit.ly/bzbg3z
Terry Francona just made me laugh by calling Pedroia a pain in the ass on Sunday night baseball
@askmeques How amazing is Dexter? Omg.
I'm at Vanderbilt Museum & Planetarium (Little Neck Rd, Centerport). http://4sq.com/9kDIE3
I'm at Famous Dave's (1050 Corporate Drive, at Zeckendorf Blvd, Westbury). http://4sq.com/53QElU
Lovin this socal weather here in ny.
booooo just found out froyo can't play html5 audio tags. wtf google - it's supposed to be a webkit based browser
My line of bs to ignorant users: "You're getting a DB* error reading out code yff" (DB is dumb bitch and yff is your fuckin fault)
Dibs on that tye dyed ass
Jay is the illest fuckin guy I know. Guys a straight up legend here.
New blog post: What the fuck did Emma Watson do to her hair? http://bit.ly/ccmBqf
Friday, August 06, 2010 10:44:56 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I'd just like to point out that this teachers assistant in here is an absolute bombshell.