Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@Novellabella I remember my freshman year

New blog post: Request Granted http://bit.ly/h4mkdB

I just burned the fuck out of my thumb spilling hot tea on it. 1st degree so its not blistered but the whole fuckin thing is tomato red

@jason_hazel Oh yeah. It's the story of my life at work.

Swear to God. If I see another fuckin 500 Internal Server Error again I'm gonna lose it. Especially if it happens outside of work.

This girl is so dumb at computers, its cute and I just about want to potato sack her right now.

@ShavingFoams I know the difference between a snowblowe and a leaf blower. It was a leaf blower foo

who the FUCK is leaf blowing snow at 2:15 am?

Welp, didn't expect any snow accumulation but I'll take it.

@Waspito You're a dick with your two feet of snow and 12 days of straight snow. We only get a dusting

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Snow in NYC and rain in northern Maine. That's legit.

New blog post: Ambien Fucks You Up http://bit.ly/ib40s4

New blog post: This News 12 Poll is Full of Shit http://bit.ly/eDpXiI

I swear I'm going freakin crazy. Wallet's on my desk and I keep thinking I see a green status light on it flash with a new notification

This isn't flying, Verizon FiOS. I'm gonna need a gigabit router, I can't be maxing shit out at 100MBPS sending 10s of gigs around my LAN