Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

The office coffee today was mud. It probably had laxatives and E. Coli in it, because I absolutely destroyed the bathroom numerous times.

@Waspito touche. About the env shutting off nonstop. Thing was a fuckin piece

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

You can pull that metrocard out of your huge rack in front of me anytime, sweetie.

How come I don't get a new 2x quad core Xenon with 12 gigs of RAM for my work computer? I'm stuck with an old ass core 2 quad.

Ok its fuckin 2:39am. There's no train service. Lay the f off the horn. No need to blair it for 10 seconds going through an empty station.

Just thought I'd remind you all how fucking awesome I am at doing anything in WordPress. That's right. PS F Drupal and a joker named Huntley

New blog post: This Skype Outage is Full Of Shit http://bit.ly/gbwNem

New blog post: Cablevision Making No Sense Yet Again http://bit.ly/hsq5Ok

New blog post: OMG More Severe Weather Alerts (Not really) http://bit.ly/e6LwdT

I still have a job here after Friday's party?

3:37 am and im gonna go get myself a god damn snack...

Bottle openers... Use them.

Protip: DON'T attempt to open a beer bottle on a metal stool in front of the CEO and then accidentally break the bottle... Totally, not cool

RT@ Waspito 'Shes a woman and she has her license and you dont.' '...But thats useless, you cant drive in the kitchen!'

In 110% better shape than last night