Im a fan of the slutty santa bartender costumes

Saturday, December 18, 2010 09:47:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at McFadden's Saloon (800 2nd Ave, btw 42nd and 43rd St, New York). http://4sq.com/h4oZ30

Saturday, December 18, 2010 06:45:55 PM from foursquare

I'm at Brother Jimmy's BBQ (416 8th Ave, at 31st St, New York). http://4sq.com/fCQALq

Saturday, December 18, 2010 04:55:55 PM from foursquare

I'd say my boss rapping every single lyric of Juicy by Biggie was the highlight of the year

Saturday, December 18, 2010 02:11:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

THEY THINK I'M OKAY. FUCK IT. I'M DONE

Saturday, December 18, 2010 02:53:37 AM from Deleted

YOU KNOW MIKE STARR? THE DRUGGIE ALCOHOLIC? FUCK HIM. I THREW MY IPOD ACROSS THE STREET IN A RAGE

Saturday, December 18, 2010 02:52:59 AM from DELETED

If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross.

Friday, December 17, 2010 10:00:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Need some more beers in this bitch

Friday, December 17, 2010 08:58:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@ShavingFoams I wont. Just making a far from literal statement to make a point

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Friday, December 17, 2010 02:22:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that.

Friday, December 17, 2010 02:14:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg you cannot wear those clothes in this office, especially if I am going to be drinking later. Plus its winter. Aren't you cold?

Friday, December 17, 2010 12:36:46 PM from Twitter for Android

@ShavingFoams No, it's on delay. And you cant open folders of tabs. it's one count per click. It's easy to ramp up though. Do it. its fun

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Friday, December 17, 2010 02:13:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just planted 3 trees via Chrome for a Cause. Browsing with Chrome to support a good cause:: http://t.co/NyqzFie

Friday, December 17, 2010 12:40:56 AM from Tweet Button

@nyJULZmd Stupid asshole. It snowed by you? Should have sent it up north.

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Thursday, December 16, 2010 05:27:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm gonna go for a walk and I'm getting myself a fuckin taco

Thursday, December 16, 2010 04:35:38 PM from Twitter Web Client