Must. Never. Drink. Office. Coffee. Again. Spent my evening on the shitter nonstop. Ass is gonna fall off.
Friday, January 21, 2011 12:54:53 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: If the Yankees Sign Carl Pavano, I'll Start Rooting for the Fucking Mets http://bit.ly/fV45S6
Thursday, January 20, 2011 09:05:51 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
My coworker is blasting music @VtotheFlo style (Mirror office days). Rather obnoxious.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 07:01:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Ummmm.... If there happens to be a clogged toilet in the office bathroom, that totally was NOT me... yep
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 02:57:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Fucking local trains. Had a seat to myself until fucking Aunt Jemima came on at some shithole 2 car stop in Tremont and crowded me in.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011 09:01:07 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park & Irving, New York) http://4sq.com/fvCzbo
Fuck this rainy, icy bullshit. It's January and should be snow. Plus, snow is easier to walk in
Tuesday, January 18, 2011 08:43:56 AM from Twitter for Android
Someone has some bangin ass Chinese on this train. Smells nom. I have to shit and thanks to MLK, my train is not an express
Monday, January 17, 2011 07:24:00 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Video Game Characters' Genders http://bit.ly/gQJl2h
Monday, January 17, 2011 04:53:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
CubanRaul came to my desk and just handed me a Benjamin. Ill take it on a Monday morning after losing football picks all season. Sweet deal!
Monday, January 17, 2011 10:54:40 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Sometimes... http://bit.ly/eeioh9
Monday, January 17, 2011 10:12:59 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Always wonderful when I take a day off, come back and we have 5 fewer employees working here
Monday, January 17, 2011 10:04:45 AM from Twitter for Android
I have the gift of discernment
Monday, January 17, 2011 01:22:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm at Ruby Tuesday (950 International Dr, Linthicum) http://4sq.com/hJ6dme
To Keith's clitoris!
Sunday, January 16, 2011 01:48:16 AM from DELETED