Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

It's always FUCKING USER ERROR. I love when clients bitch the fuck out of us and then "we all share the same password" DUH!!! You broke it.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck did they do to uTorrent? New update's theme looks like balls.

Stupid fuckin slut...

Galic bread w/ fresh extra virgin olive oil & basil, roasted string beans, golden brown potatoes, pork loin, homemade chicken soup. omnomnom

Bacon, eggs and fresh coffee at the mover's. Plus pork loin and pasta later. Lovin it.

Droid ota update is here and I can't get it because I rooted n f'ed w/ it. I'd need to wipe my phone. But angry birds is preventing this

New blog post: This is the Blackest, Most Ballin Licence' Plate I've seen http://bit.ly/eqjwQV

I need to move to Cali. yesterday

New blog post: Those Crazy Assed Russians... http://bit.ly/eX82s6

I'm at Mud (307 E 9th St, btw 1st and 2nd, New York). http://4sq.com/qhUpL

New blog post: I Was a Plastic Surgeon for a Day http://bit.ly/hCba5w

@Novellabella it's senior year. F finals. You have something to do, do it. I lied my way out of moving many finals so I could party instead.

This client is rather cuntish

"I'm an electrician. The lights go on... You're good at your job. The house stays dark... You should have been a plumber."

"Black or asian?..." "brown"