@MrHazel 90s Techno is legit

Wednesday, February 09, 2011 02:03:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

This girl on the train is legit licking and deep throating this beer bottle

Tuesday, February 08, 2011 07:57:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Can I swap our NY support staff with our Cali support staff? Sooo much hotter.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011 04:19:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg.. so hot

Tuesday, February 08, 2011 03:38:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Yeah im getting fuckin fired this week, especially if we're all going out drinking.

Monday, February 07, 2011 12:01:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Wanted: Threesome with the smokes that came in to NY from the Cali office.

Monday, February 07, 2011 11:43:40 AM from Twitter for Android

........gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones

Monday, February 07, 2011 02:02:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I admin the shit out of this Ubuntu box. I love having my own Rackspace cloud server

Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:43:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Thank Christ football season's over. That means the office betting stops. That means I don't lose any more money and can buy alcohol instead

Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:05:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ah fuck off Justin Bieber. Just for that, Best Buy loses my business... (not that I go there anyway... Newegg, sons)

Sunday, February 06, 2011 08:39:05 PM from Twitter for Android

@Colithika Yeah slash was the shit.

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Sunday, February 06, 2011 08:23:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week.

Sunday, February 06, 2011 07:59:16 PM from Twitter for Android

The dude sending the flowers with the nice rack message... Totes me.

Sunday, February 06, 2011 07:29:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I'll tell you one thing... If Google's Superbowl commercial is as pussy ass as last years, I'm gonna kill a kitten

Sunday, February 06, 2011 06:58:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, Christina Agulera grew a dick... Sings the national anthem like a man, and fucked the lyrics up. Sad.

Sunday, February 06, 2011 06:23:46 PM from Twitter for Android