Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I highly recommend drinking with your boss. You'll learn a lot

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York). http://4sq.com/82QtvO

This is borderline as bad as the time at Preakness

I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml.

I'm at Giorgio's of Gramercy (27 E 21st St, btw Broadway & Park, New York). http://4sq.com/4rjkE7

This train squeaks worse than a pack of rats fucking

Not only are there no seats on this train, this coughing bitch decides to stand near me

yes, I know it would have made more sense to pick the Pats, but so did the other two people I tied for first with, so i had to be different

Rex Ryan you god damn snack eating fat fuck. Your team lost me money. I almost won the office pool this week. This is why I'm a Giants fan

New blog post: Dear Assholes Over at Verizon Wireless: http://bit.ly/hZOahS

I want a fucking Nexus S and it's only on fucking T Mobile... Bitch ass trickkkk

Welp... There goes my money.

New blog post: I Have a Shot at Winning My Picks This Week? http://bit.ly/fe75qP

New blog post: Back Up Cameras and Old Bitches Running People Over http://bit.ly/hUXdSN

Oh yeah and it doesn't help dealing with variables called $my_load (server load you sick fucks....)