Seriosuly though, it should be illegal to wear pants that wreck so much dick in the office. I'm staring like a damn moron.

Friday, December 03, 2010 05:31:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Perfect ass in tights and dickwrecking boots. Wow.

Friday, December 03, 2010 02:31:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Just looked over and saw something wonderful....

Friday, December 03, 2010 02:30:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Firefox Sync would be so awesome... IF IT WORKED! Fuck!

Thursday, December 02, 2010 09:18:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Absolute bombshell in this elevator.

Thursday, December 02, 2010 07:06:45 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: The Bombardier M7-A is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/fVnWrT

Wednesday, December 01, 2010 09:43:38 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Would have made this fuckin train if this crippled cunt on the steps walked faster

Wednesday, December 01, 2010 09:44:42 AM from Twitter for Android

I like that.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 11:23:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wendy's (447 Lexington Ave, 45th and Lex, New York). http://4sq.com/bof2rR

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 10:44:42 PM from foursquare

Why am I such a not lightweight. I had lke 5 beers and sake and I'm fine n peeps at work are rippin on me

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 09:41:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Heartland Brewery (35 Union Sq W, E 17th St, New York) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/4iNhzH

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 09:24:41 PM from foursquare

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York). http://4sq.com/aKgPpU

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 07:19:53 PM from foursquare

WOW. Just woke up, took earplugs out and they're still leaf blowing. How long does it take?!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 08:27:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 07:43:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Please explain to me how barcode is not in the Firefox dictionary. Fucking basics, people!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 07:24:00 AM from Twitter Web Client