I just sent this slut out to bring me a 40. If she didn't I'm going to cockslap her.
Thursday, February 17, 2011 06:14:34 PM from Twitter for Android
This confirms my theory that all women are whores.
Thursday, February 17, 2011 05:55:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuuuuuuuuck back at work. Can I drink more pls?
Thursday, February 17, 2011 05:17:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Plug Uglies (257 3rd Ave, btw 20th & 21st St, New York) http://4sq.com/geqPnc
Cowworker texts me she's at lunch and needs help with her bartab. I bolted my office.
Thursday, February 17, 2011 04:29:57 PM from Twitter for Android
I love it when Raul from downstairs just strolls up and hands me money from football bets I did't remember winning. I can get used to this.
Thursday, February 17, 2011 12:01:09 PM from Twitter for Android
This ugly ass asian's ginormous dome is blocking my view of the hot redhead
Wednesday, February 16, 2011 07:45:07 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm onsite with a client. I'd totally ruin this lifeguard. Sooooo hot.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:33:59 AM from Twitter for Android
If Android existed back in the days of the Pipe and Cane High Society Club... http://t.co/ktqxRL8
Tuesday, February 15, 2011 11:16:17 PM from Twitter for Android
bug filing spree
Tuesday, February 15, 2011 10:03:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just Androidified myself. He's so cute. http://t.co/5KXOcSm
Tuesday, February 15, 2011 09:10:18 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Quick Little Facebook Infographic http://bit.ly/gOt1tg
Tuesday, February 15, 2011 01:01:46 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I love 90s grunge
Monday, February 14, 2011 09:25:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
Pw is "lol" no quotes. Really secure. Not even funny, but its about work
Monday, February 14, 2011 07:53:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Txt/pm me for the pw so i don't get fired
Monday, February 14, 2011 05:36:45 PM from Twitter for Android