Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@ShavingFoams Hey, I like doing things half assed, so that'll work

Adult snow day (aka working from home)

New blog post: India Sucks at Launching Rockets http://bit.ly/ftD7PU

For fuck's sake, who is in NYC next week and wants to see The Machine or Badfish at BB Kings? It's like $25.

@Colithika You check into the stupidest fucking places on Foursquare... =)

Here comes the snow!

New blog post: Bring Me this Archbishop's Pimp Staff http://bit.ly/eNxgkt

Up waiting for Santa. We're gonna go on a bender and pick up some sluts. Sleigh head in the air and shit

Fact: The taralli I made tonight are nom. Bet you can't tell the difference between mine and a little old Italian lady. I bake like a boss

New blog post: Bring Me this Google Wallpaper Girl! http://bit.ly/e76WeV

@nyJULZmd it had a warning: "Christmas eve bitches" No comma. Not "Christmas Eve, bitches." Big difference.

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

So Jesus, Hitler and Brock walk into a bar...

Merry Christmas Eve bitches: http://bit.ly/fqqXBN

New blog post: Angry Birds Pissed Me off Tonight http://bit.ly/g9HoPV