Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Thank Christ football season's over. That means the office betting stops. That means I don't lose any more money and can buy alcohol instead

Ah fuck off Justin Bieber. Just for that, Best Buy loses my business... (not that I go there anyway... Newegg, sons)

@Colithika Yeah slash was the shit.

Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week.

The dude sending the flowers with the nice rack message... Totes me.

I'll tell you one thing... If Google's Superbowl commercial is as pussy ass as last years, I'm gonna kill a kitten

Jesus Christ, Christina Agulera grew a dick... Sings the national anthem like a man, and fucked the lyrics up. Sad.

Wonderful... Just when the hot Californians are coming in to the NY office this week, my nose is swolen and disfigured. Great

You don't go up to a Mexican in the produce section and say you won't buy basil bc it's from Mexico and you'll get sick. Christ.

My Twitter--> 232% more boring now that I'm no longer an alcoholic

Fuckin shame.....

Yorel, you dog, hogging the dunks

I'm at Wildwood Barbeque (225 Park Ave South, at 18th Street, New York) http://4sq.com/gAJlts

New blog post: Just Downloaded IE9, Woof http://bit.ly/dW0jgx

Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration