This ho just bent the fuck over. Borderline hottest tightest ass I've ever seen

Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm all about this red headed slut bar tendress with the tramp stamp heart, wings and angel halo. Fuckin a.

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:31:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Just took a shot of Avion tequila. Entourage anyone? I usually hate tequila. No wonder Vinny Chase was a fuckin mess. Good shit

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:27:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella croc lounge is the shit. Jealous

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:16:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wicked Wolf Tavern (120 Sinatra Drive, Second Street, Hoboken) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/iirW0E

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:02:19 PM from foursquare

I'm at Texas Arizona (76 River St, Hoboken) http://4sq.com/fEBLuS

Thursday, December 30, 2010 08:01:22 PM from foursquare

I'm at City Crab & Seafood Company (235 Park Ave S, at E 19th St, New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/fvK1g8

Thursday, December 30, 2010 07:22:17 PM from foursquare

New blog post: If you Strangle Yourself to Death with a Neck Massager, You Deserve to Die http://bit.ly/dWx18h

Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:16:56 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: These Morons Messed Up Our Office Carpet http://bit.ly/hKIOcX

Wednesday, December 29, 2010 09:12:40 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@Novellabella Hate you...

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:17:12 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Schnappi http://bit.ly/fDmlGb

Wednesday, December 29, 2010 03:47:28 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Mmmm. Some flat iron. http://twitpic.com/3kmx5c

Tuesday, December 28, 2010 04:38:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Madison Square Park is the shit http://twitpic.com/3kmvvp

Tuesday, December 28, 2010 04:34:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh noes! I don't learn. Drank the office coffe again. This is gonna get shitsky...

Tuesday, December 28, 2010 01:43:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin Metro North on a Saturday schedule in the middle of rush hour. Standing room just like the fuckin subways.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010 09:00:28 AM from Twitter for Android