I'm at Seagrape http://4sq.com/e6pLi5

Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:38:31 AM from foursquare

It's not that my alcoholism returned this weekend, it's just that I'm winning...

Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:28:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Yeah... road beers....

Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:21:07 AM from Twitter for Android

This is gonna get shitsky :-)

Friday, March 04, 2011 09:20:51 PM from Twitter for Android

My hot coworker was talking on the phone the entire time I was blowing up the bathroom. I thought she was waiting for the elevator. F'in A.

Friday, March 04, 2011 02:50:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito Literally went hysterical laughing at my desk when I read your tweet. People thought I was crazy. So true my man. So true.

Friday, March 04, 2011 02:07:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

@SumthinEclectic Oops. I meant to reply to Mike's Tweet about the sabotisms and mention you. I replied you twice. #Twitterfail

Friday, March 04, 2011 02:07:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: The Texts that Make My Day http://bit.ly/frGP0Y

Friday, March 04, 2011 01:07:26 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@SumthinEclectic Heh. I heard @SumthinEclectic can do that easily in Drupal for you.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Friday, March 04, 2011 12:32:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

PUPPYYYYYYYY. And he's not even mine. OMG he's so cute can I have him?!?! PWEASE http://twitpic.com/45v484

Thursday, March 03, 2011 10:32:13 PM from Twitpic

After borrowing and using the work iPod touch for the past week, I honestly like Android better than iOS...

Thursday, March 03, 2011 02:28:34 AM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella Most cutest? Awesome grammar. 5,000th tweet of grammar fail. HA

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, March 03, 2011 12:00:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Charlie Sheen is the shit.

Wednesday, March 02, 2011 08:39:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'll take one of those...

Wednesday, March 02, 2011 07:50:23 PM from Twitter for Android

See how well you know me on 5factsabout.me http://t.co/l1ib0s1 (sign in with Twitter, bitches)

Tuesday, March 01, 2011 10:09:35 PM from Tweet Button