I feel for you sweetie... the classic third wheel. Poor thing.

Friday, February 11, 2011 12:51:47 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wendy's (447 Lexington Ave, 45th and Lex, New York) http://4sq.com/fly7th

Friday, February 11, 2011 12:48:29 AM from foursquare

In a good way

Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:17:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin.... fuck my life.

Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:16:54 PM from Twitter for Android

I like California girls with Androids

Thursday, February 10, 2011 09:55:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus fucking christ with this android text messaging bug..... not only did I wrongly text my dad, but thy all deleted themselves. Fuck.

Thursday, February 10, 2011 09:47:50 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Maxie's Bar & Grill (100 E 19th St, at Park Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/eOwrK4

Thursday, February 10, 2011 08:11:42 PM from foursquare

Just realized: from an outsiders point of view, my twitter is borderline disgusting

Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:21:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Glad my mom bought this shit for me... someone cares.... that being said im goin to plow the cali girl tomorrow http://t.co/y9fPHhs

Thursday, February 10, 2011 01:39:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking new york... irvington and rivington sts? Really? Can't be more original? Poor dyslexics

Thursday, February 10, 2011 01:01:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Doesn't matter...

Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:25:59 PM from Twitter for Android

My lifes awesome....... but fuckin..... awful timing

Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:17:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Whyyyy do you live in California fml

Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:15:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh god I'm in the middle of fuckin nowhere. I might not make it home tonight

Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:12:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Homo drink...

Wednesday, February 09, 2011 09:53:33 PM from Twitter for Android