Jersey staties all the fuck over 95.
Friday, January 14, 2011 02:08:16 PM from Twitter for Android
FUCK... Should have bypassed the load balancer and sent that 130,000 record request directly to the db server. This'll screw up. FAAK MEEE
Friday, January 14, 2011 02:26:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams No, she totally could
Friday, January 14, 2011 01:07:55 AM from Twitter Web Client
FAIL on the double negative... You know what I mean.... Shes not my type
Friday, January 14, 2011 12:54:21 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'd be all for this rainbow brite type slut if she wasn't not my type.
Friday, January 14, 2011 12:51:04 AM from Twitter Web Client
You know how I know I'm an alcoholic? I need 7 more beers
Friday, January 14, 2011 12:39:19 AM from Twitter for Android
GL to my boy Dwai. Gonna miss that bitch ass QA guy.
Friday, January 14, 2011 12:07:42 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Second on Second Karaoke Bar (27 2nd Ave, at 2nd, New York) http://4sq.com/gLJkjq
My coworkers shotgun like a bunch of pussies. I sucked ass and drew circles around them.
Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:06:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Black Bear Lodge (274 3rd Ave, 22nd St, New York) http://4sq.com/eu0qB8
The COO gave me an iPod touch for testing, then changed his mind 2 seconds after he handed it to me. F'in A! I needed one (mine broke). FML
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 06:29:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic surpasshosting
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:29:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Would be helpful if my fucking database server wasn't down again so my 2 blog readers could actually read it. My host sucks ass.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 09:43:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm trying to listen to these smokes' conversation behind me and I have these two loud fucks sitting next to me
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 08:53:41 AM from Twitter for Android