Jersey staties all the fuck over 95.

Friday, January 14, 2011 02:08:16 PM from Twitter for Android

FUCK... Should have bypassed the load balancer and sent that 130,000 record request directly to the db server. This'll screw up. FAAK MEEE

Friday, January 14, 2011 02:26:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams No, she totally could

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Friday, January 14, 2011 01:07:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

FAIL on the double negative... You know what I mean.... Shes not my type

Friday, January 14, 2011 12:54:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'd be all for this rainbow brite type slut if she wasn't not my type.

Friday, January 14, 2011 12:51:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

You know how I know I'm an alcoholic? I need 7 more beers

Friday, January 14, 2011 12:39:19 AM from Twitter for Android

GL to my boy Dwai. Gonna miss that bitch ass QA guy.

Friday, January 14, 2011 12:07:42 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Second on Second Karaoke Bar (27 2nd Ave, at 2nd, New York) http://4sq.com/gLJkjq

Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:31:49 PM from foursquare

My coworkers shotgun like a bunch of pussies. I sucked ass and drew circles around them.

Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:06:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Black Bear Lodge (274 3rd Ave, 22nd St, New York) http://4sq.com/eu0qB8

Thursday, January 13, 2011 07:49:58 PM from foursquare

@MrHazel http://bit.ly/aNuGOB

Thursday, January 13, 2011 03:49:16 PM from Twitter for Android

The COO gave me an iPod touch for testing, then changed his mind 2 seconds after he handed it to me. F'in A! I needed one (mine broke). FML

Wednesday, January 12, 2011 06:29:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

@SumthinEclectic surpasshosting

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:29:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

Would be helpful if my fucking database server wasn't down again so my 2 blog readers could actually read it. My host sucks ass.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011 09:43:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm trying to listen to these smokes' conversation behind me and I have these two loud fucks sitting next to me

Tuesday, January 11, 2011 08:53:41 AM from Twitter for Android