My coworker is blasting music @VtotheFlo style (Mirror office days). Rather obnoxious.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011 07:01:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Ummmm.... If there happens to be a clogged toilet in the office bathroom, that totally was NOT me... yep

Wednesday, January 19, 2011 02:57:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking local trains. Had a seat to myself until fucking Aunt Jemima came on at some shithole 2 car stop in Tremont and crowded me in.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011 09:01:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park & Irving, New York) http://4sq.com/fvCzbo

Tuesday, January 18, 2011 07:12:32 PM from foursquare

Fuck this rainy, icy bullshit. It's January and should be snow. Plus, snow is easier to walk in

Tuesday, January 18, 2011 08:43:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Someone has some bangin ass Chinese on this train. Smells nom. I have to shit and thanks to MLK, my train is not an express

Monday, January 17, 2011 07:24:00 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Video Game Characters' Genders http://bit.ly/gQJl2h

Monday, January 17, 2011 04:53:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

CubanRaul came to my desk and just handed me a Benjamin. Ill take it on a Monday morning after losing football picks all season. Sweet deal!

Monday, January 17, 2011 10:54:40 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Sometimes... http://bit.ly/eeioh9

Monday, January 17, 2011 10:12:59 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Always wonderful when I take a day off, come back and we have 5 fewer employees working here

Monday, January 17, 2011 10:04:45 AM from Twitter for Android

I have the gift of discernment

Monday, January 17, 2011 01:22:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Ruby Tuesday (950 International Dr, Linthicum) http://4sq.com/hJ6dme

Sunday, January 16, 2011 07:46:15 PM from foursquare

To Keith's clitoris!

Sunday, January 16, 2011 01:48:16 AM from DELETED

"....some kind of eyelid device"

Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:54:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Just chased a soco shot with ice cream cake. Happy birthday Keith!

Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:18:28 AM from Twitter for Android