I'd totes be down for a threesome with those sisters....

Friday, March 18, 2011 10:16:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Bar 13 (35 E 13th St, at University, New York) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/fCXZoa

Friday, March 18, 2011 09:10:00 PM from foursquare

"He's an Apple fanboy but he just whipped out his Zune and android phone" Dude.... you can't dig out of this one.

Friday, March 18, 2011 08:26:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Union Bar (204 Park Ave S, btw 17th & 18th, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/etWwkQ

Friday, March 18, 2011 07:54:29 PM from foursquare

Fucking alcoholism. As much as I'd rather stay out, I must get going to prove that im not a drunkard to someone...

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:25:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/f9BvrD

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:01:58 PM from foursquare

I'm at No Idea? (30 E 20th St, btw Broadway & Park Ave, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/eGB5RL

Thursday, March 17, 2011 07:20:15 PM from foursquare

@peso_de_fuego Wasn't joking. Saw it with my own eyes.

In reply to @peso_de_fuego's tweet

Thursday, March 17, 2011 05:09:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Whaaaaaa. VP of marketing just showed me his Verizon Thunderbolt 4G. It got 10mbps down. I shit you not.

Thursday, March 17, 2011 04:02:35 PM from Twitter for Android

On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod.

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:58:13 AM from Twitter for Android

This is fucking bullshit. Pretty sure a year ago right now I was drunk by now. Now I'm a sardine.

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:56:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck the fucking MTA for running short trains on days where fucking more people travel to NYC

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:55:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Roasty toasty here in NY. 56 degrees? Almost spring.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 04:35:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Dear Asisans on the train. Shut the fuck up, you're disturbing the peace and quiet

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 09:18:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Nevermind. Christ that almost gave me a heart attack. Woo go stags

Tuesday, March 15, 2011 11:01:50 PM from Twitter for Android