This is fucking bullshit. Pretty sure a year ago right now I was drunk by now. Now I'm a sardine.

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:56:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck the fucking MTA for running short trains on days where fucking more people travel to NYC

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:55:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Roasty toasty here in NY. 56 degrees? Almost spring.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 04:35:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Dear Asisans on the train. Shut the fuck up, you're disturbing the peace and quiet

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 09:18:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Nevermind. Christ that almost gave me a heart attack. Woo go stags

Tuesday, March 15, 2011 11:01:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuuuuuuck looks like needham just lost the game for the stags

Tuesday, March 15, 2011 10:59:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Taco Bell & Pizza Hut (18 E 14th St, btw 5th Ave and University Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/fFUyJ0

Tuesday, March 15, 2011 05:09:11 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Bro Watching TV on his iPad2 Needs to Get Out of My Way While Walking http://bit.ly/dEU49g

Monday, March 14, 2011 08:48:44 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm at Shake Shack (Madison Square Park, 23rd & Madison, New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/i7sm8T

Monday, March 14, 2011 02:14:27 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Rush Hour Rant: Subway Poles http://bit.ly/g6Oeui

Monday, March 14, 2011 09:50:55 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Fucking AT&T Started Popping Caps In Your Ass http://bit.ly/fL99Am

Monday, March 14, 2011 12:20:23 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Gave up alcohol for lent. Then started shaking. God doesn't want me sick, right? Heading out drinking. ENJOYYYY

Saturday, March 12, 2011 09:49:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Casa Maya (706 Central Park Avw, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/hbtQ4M

Saturday, March 12, 2011 08:21:31 PM from foursquare

New blog post: This Entenmann's Cake Box is Pissing Me Off http://bit.ly/fZ9xsK

Saturday, March 12, 2011 03:35:19 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Someone needs to get this support girl out of CA and to NY. And into my potato sack

Friday, March 11, 2011 05:45:19 PM from Twitter for Android