Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm at Casa Maya (706 Central Park Avw, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/kGPnoG

I'm at Bar-Bounia (Park & 20th street, New york) http://4sq.com/kaseHs

Omg! Omg! Royal Wedding I'm gonna cum!

New blog post: About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points http://bit.ly/mgiz4J

I'm jealous of Android 2.3 video Google Talk. GRR. Fucking Verizon, where are the 4G Android 2.3 phones? Still putting out 2.1 shit

New blog post: Shut the Fuck Up About the Royal Wedding Already http://bit.ly/jLJpIL

@dannyrob88 Fuck are you doing in the women's bathroom, joker?

New blog post: Even the $heep Hates The MTA http://bit.ly/mcyIXJ

Talking about the NY Mets? RT @nyJULZmd Haha "ninth inning nightmare" :)

Got a new computer at work. Coworker is jealous. Jinxes it. Power supply fails. The stupid mother fucker. All his fault

"Your generation doesn't get enough sleep, you're on the computer all the time and you're all getting bald and fat" - My mom

New blog post: So Much For Blogging Today http://bit.ly/g7eORP

Pretty sure between Austin Jackson and Nick Swisher, my fantasy team outfield is like 0-70 Fucking useless.

In a day or so, my laptop will be running Windows Server 2008 R2. I run this machine as a dedicated server. So why does It still have XP?

God damnit. Why do these fucking northbound trains keep coming in on the southbound track? You know how inconvenient that is for me?