Swear to God... To date, I would have had $200 more for alcohol and debauchery if the fucking MTA didn't raise fares in January.
If the MTA were a person right now, I'd probably be going to prison for bloody murder
New blog post: Building Management Just Laughing in Earth Day's Face Today http://bit.ly/gaBQwl
Friday, April 22, 2011 02:45:47 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Bat Out Of Hell Not Fast Enough To Describe How Quickly I Bolted The Train Earlier http://bit.ly/dQCeEI
Friday, April 22, 2011 10:08:28 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: HAHA Your Shitty iPhone is Spying On Your Ass http://bit.ly/fnfiyf
Thursday, April 21, 2011 09:13:51 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
This bartender has quite the amazing ass.
Thursday, April 21, 2011 02:50:01 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Duke's (99 E 19th St, btwn Park Ave S & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/gHE3Mv
I'm at McSorley's Old Ale House (15 E 7th St, btw 2nd & 3rd, New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/ifp9of
@tomwcleary @SumthinEclectic letao better have caching enabled or the site'll fold under the traffic. Too bad I'm at the bar& can't hlp him
Wednesday, April 20, 2011 10:31:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Delicious!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011 10:13:36 PM from DELETED
I swear to God ...
Wednesday, April 20, 2011 08:31:15 PM from DELETED
I can tell. Right away
Wednesday, April 20, 2011 07:59:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Mother fucking android text message bug was supposed to be fixed in frg83g but clearly was not
Wednesday, April 20, 2011 07:23:07 PM from Twitter for Android
I even get cockblocked in my sleep. I just can't win.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011 09:46:24 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: This Freak Ass Barbie Doll's Got Some Pair of Tits http://bit.ly/g3mywA
Monday, April 18, 2011 09:36:59 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog