Its like 60 outside. Roasty toasty. If I don't see naked asses out in the park, I'll complain loudly.

Friday, February 18, 2011 02:22:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Totally regret not homewrecking this hot coworker from the other office while she was out visiting NY...

Thursday, February 17, 2011 09:50:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Yup. I Roll Boss Like This http://bit.ly/hNIs7i

Thursday, February 17, 2011 09:20:32 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I wanna set you freeeeee. Recognize my disease.

Thursday, February 17, 2011 09:18:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

She brought it. Thats how I roll

Thursday, February 17, 2011 07:42:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I just sent this slut out to bring me a 40. If she didn't I'm going to cockslap her.

Thursday, February 17, 2011 06:14:34 PM from Twitter for Android

This confirms my theory that all women are whores.

Thursday, February 17, 2011 05:55:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuuuuuuuuck back at work. Can I drink more pls?

Thursday, February 17, 2011 05:17:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Plug Uglies (257 3rd Ave, btw 20th & 21st St, New York) http://4sq.com/geqPnc

Thursday, February 17, 2011 04:34:52 PM from foursquare

Cowworker texts me she's at lunch and needs help with her bartab. I bolted my office.

Thursday, February 17, 2011 04:29:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I love it when Raul from downstairs just strolls up and hands me money from football bets I did't remember winning. I can get used to this.

Thursday, February 17, 2011 12:01:09 PM from Twitter for Android

This ugly ass asian's ginormous dome is blocking my view of the hot redhead

Wednesday, February 16, 2011 07:45:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm onsite with a client. I'd totally ruin this lifeguard. Sooooo hot.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:33:59 AM from Twitter for Android

If Android existed back in the days of the Pipe and Cane High Society Club... http://t.co/ktqxRL8

Tuesday, February 15, 2011 11:16:17 PM from Twitter for Android

bug filing spree

Tuesday, February 15, 2011 10:03:11 PM from Twitter Web Client