This week all of my fantasy pitchers on my team are playing against one another. fuck my life... The chances of that...

Tuesday, April 12, 2011 02:53:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gmail legitimately runs like asshole when the account is more than half full.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011 01:28:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Trying to Debate Who I Have A Bigger Crush On... http://bit.ly/igHg7w

Monday, April 11, 2011 10:26:30 PM from tweets.portfolioso.com

I need potato sacks for the train ride home. Bunch of smokes next to me

Monday, April 11, 2011 07:51:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I am so addicted to the Foo Fighters' new album. Its total amazing

Monday, April 11, 2011 12:23:17 PM from Twitter for Android

@askmeques @MrHazel Those prices seem normal to me... Come to New York, then complain about high prices=)

Sunday, April 10, 2011 09:02:15 PM from Twitter for Android

SO TRUE. Pisses me off so badly!! RT @MrHazel Why the fuck do people send screen shots in a Word document?

Sunday, April 10, 2011 06:41:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 it was decent. Not the best I've seen but it wasn't terrible


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Sunday, April 10, 2011 12:07:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hilton Atlantic City Casino Resort (3400 Pacific St, Atlantic City) http://4sq.com/fQwxGw

Sunday, April 10, 2011 12:51:32 AM from Foursquare

I'm gonna pound beers, get shitty, go to the dizzy dolphin and find sluts

Saturday, April 09, 2011 11:46:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Game On! (The Pier Shops at Caesars, Atlantic City) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/hMq3Fh

Saturday, April 09, 2011 06:05:39 PM from Foursquare

I'm at Caesars Atlantic City Hotel & Casino (2100 Pacific Ave, Atlantic City) w/ 14 others http://4sq.com/fQtMbw

Saturday, April 09, 2011 05:50:59 PM from Foursquare

Fuckin jersey, pumping gas for me... guy is changing shifts. I don't have time for this. I'd be out of here already

Saturday, April 09, 2011 03:01:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg!!! Gimmie! So perfect

Saturday, April 09, 2011 01:57:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Lol just cheated lent. Went to wendys after 12 am. W.e tho. christ doesn't kno w the difference between fridays and saturdays #fucking joke

Saturday, April 09, 2011 01:12:21 AM from Twitter for Android