Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Fuck... just got caught looking and called out hard for it. Its like im fuckin 12...

Yea, the boss isnt pleased with my one hr meeting about nothing aka just to hang with the CA office. I told him to enjoyyy

PS - just took the Cali girl into the closet to get office supplies. I would do things I'm not even into with her in there...

Did twitter lower their API limits? I have been having issues posting from my phone.

New blog post: Subway Segment: Rush Hour Steps http://bit.ly/eepVVB

@MrHazel 90s Techno is legit

This girl on the train is legit licking and deep throating this beer bottle

Can I swap our NY support staff with our Cali support staff? Sooo much hotter.

Omg.. so hot

Yeah im getting fuckin fired this week, especially if we're all going out drinking.

Wanted: Threesome with the smokes that came in to NY from the Cali office.

........gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones

I admin the shit out of this Ubuntu box. I love having my own Rackspace cloud server

Thank Christ football season's over. That means the office betting stops. That means I don't lose any more money and can buy alcohol instead

Ah fuck off Justin Bieber. Just for that, Best Buy loses my business... (not that I go there anyway... Newegg, sons)