@Colithika Yeah slash was the shit.

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Sunday, February 06, 2011 08:23:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week.

Sunday, February 06, 2011 07:59:16 PM from Twitter for Android

The dude sending the flowers with the nice rack message... Totes me.

Sunday, February 06, 2011 07:29:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I'll tell you one thing... If Google's Superbowl commercial is as pussy ass as last years, I'm gonna kill a kitten

Sunday, February 06, 2011 06:58:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, Christina Agulera grew a dick... Sings the national anthem like a man, and fucked the lyrics up. Sad.

Sunday, February 06, 2011 06:23:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Wonderful... Just when the hot Californians are coming in to the NY office this week, my nose is swolen and disfigured. Great

Sunday, February 06, 2011 02:35:44 PM from Twitter for Android

You don't go up to a Mexican in the produce section and say you won't buy basil bc it's from Mexico and you'll get sick. Christ.

Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:09:44 AM from Twitter for Android

My Twitter--> 232% more boring now that I'm no longer an alcoholic

Sunday, February 06, 2011 01:02:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin shame.....

Saturday, February 05, 2011 08:37:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Yorel, you dog, hogging the dunks

Friday, February 04, 2011 10:29:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wildwood Barbeque (225 Park Ave South, at 18th Street, New York) http://4sq.com/gAJlts

Friday, February 04, 2011 01:33:37 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Just Downloaded IE9, Woof http://bit.ly/dW0jgx

Friday, February 04, 2011 02:11:02 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration

Friday, February 04, 2011 01:49:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Protip: Don't sit on icy benches. You'll get a wet ass. (@ Madison Square Park w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/e9aPMF

Thursday, February 03, 2011 05:41:08 PM from foursquare

THAT ASS

Thursday, February 03, 2011 11:23:02 AM from Twitter for Android