This slut chelsea on dancing with the stars doesn't even have to dance. Full marks for the outfit.
Why are there no fucking trains leaving grand central? For fucks sake...
If the entire office smells like an amazing quesadilla burger, that would be me. You are now jealous
Bartolo Colon: Guy. You're big
I got hammered to celebrate @colithika 's bday and he's 2k miles away. luv u nigs. no homo
Sunday, April 03, 2011 02:44:11 AM from DELETED
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle...
I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/hObauO
I'm such an alcoholic, I break the seal before I start drinking.
Saturday, April 02, 2011 10:54:27 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar (27 Mamaroneck Ave, Main St, White Plains) http://4sq.com/fcyAZz
@Waspito That's legit. Senior year, I made sure I was off Fridays.
Saturday, April 02, 2011 02:17:54 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: April Fools, Jokers http://bit.ly/fIITls
Saturday, April 02, 2011 02:10:45 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Just pissed like a racehorse
Saturday, April 02, 2011 01:48:22 AM from Twitter for Android
This guy Bob is a fuckin G
Saturday, April 02, 2011 01:29:21 AM from Twitter for Android
My dad: "oo college softball. More interesting than the Mets"
I'll take onebof those. K thx.