Ok who's the dick... http://t.co/JfYpRau

Friday, April 01, 2011 10:03:33 AM from Twitter for Android

One of my USB ports is such a whore. So fucking loose. How'd that happen. The other ones are nice and tight.

Friday, April 01, 2011 01:25:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

New York Mets didn't even play a game yet and they're already a half game behind. Typical.

Friday, April 01, 2011 12:04:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

New Blog Post: What the fuck you stupid bastards http://bit.ly/hzu132

Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:13:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

My life. Fuck it.

Thursday, March 31, 2011 09:58:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Decided to play the same angry birds level over again. Got 3,000 higher score beeshes. I can't lose tonight.

Thursday, March 31, 2011 09:09:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Anothee one!

Thursday, March 31, 2011 09:06:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Considering this one is wearing dick wrecking boots, i'd tap that...

Thursday, March 31, 2011 08:45:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck yeah angry birds. Level 8-3. One hit, 126,000 points. 3 stars bitches.

Thursday, March 31, 2011 08:38:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Why is this cocksucking train so crowded

Thursday, March 31, 2011 08:31:38 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Maxie's Bar & Grill (100 E 19th St, at Park Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/hJyhPm

Thursday, March 31, 2011 06:39:31 PM from foursquare

What the hell are we havig an earthquake?

Thursday, March 31, 2011 05:54:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd rather be iin the Bronx right now...

Thursday, March 31, 2011 01:39:02 PM from Twitter for Android

They're trying to get me to configure IIS in german... so lost...

Thursday, March 31, 2011 11:42:53 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Union Bar (204 Park Ave S, btw 17th & 18th, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/eDEFMN

Wednesday, March 30, 2011 07:28:53 PM from foursquare