This is sooooo toxic.

Thursday, February 03, 2011 03:10:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Swear to god, if this hobucket ever spills what I told her, i'm ruined.

Thursday, February 03, 2011 02:52:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Well, That's Why He's Down the Tubes http://bit.ly/ecOpmL

Thursday, February 03, 2011 12:58:55 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Back to back smokestacks. Dayum

Wednesday, February 02, 2011 07:15:16 PM from Twitter for Android

You know... train broken down in frwont if us and nnow we're going in the opposite direction for two stops. No big deal.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011 09:30:42 AM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella Stop retweeting general ass astrology junk that can apply to anyone

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Tuesday, February 01, 2011 08:49:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking MTA... Im sitting on a broken down train in the middle of a fuckin tunnel

Tuesday, February 01, 2011 07:42:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Worked here for 6 months... Finally got a bathroom key

Tuesday, February 01, 2011 03:46:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I am battling these fuckers at work bc I insist on using css3 rounded corners and they want to keep xrounded panel & load images. F'in waste

Tuesday, February 01, 2011 12:52:37 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Fucker Stole My WordPress Theme http://bit.ly/ihzNZl

Monday, January 31, 2011 11:25:24 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Whose dick are you sucking now? RT @nyJULZmd Mmmm but it tastes good!

Monday, January 31, 2011 09:31:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking cuntish MTA. Can this train be any shorter. Let's just run rush hour trains with 5 cars

Monday, January 31, 2011 08:54:00 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: My Boy @ShavingFoams Knows... http://bit.ly/eNHxx4

Saturday, January 29, 2011 11:04:29 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@RockNationRadio No, Twitter does not let you retweet yourself automatically. We learned this when API programming at work...

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Saturday, January 29, 2011 10:34:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

Holy fucking shit. Ive never seen a hot train conductor before. Ummm I forgot my ticket. Punish me O:)

Saturday, January 29, 2011 08:40:25 PM from Twitter for Android