New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO
New blog post: Someone Install This Urinal At the Seagrape! http://bit.ly/lIoKk0
New blog post: The Japanese Would Invent This Useless Device http://bit.ly/iAF3KL
Completely ridiculous that some c word assed ugly bitch I hated in high school turned out to be an absolute smoke bomb. wow.
OMG. Everyone buy stock! Dow Jones will rise 500 points tomorrow. Gas will be $1.50/gallon. The world as we know it will change instantly
Osama missed the message that iPhones track your location history. What an idiot.
Aiight bin laden is dead. Lets go to the bar.
Some ass posted a fb virus link on my wall. I'm not at a comp. Why can't I delete it from the android app or mobile site? fucking zuckerberg
New blog post: Signal Mouthwash Tastes Like Antifreeze http://bit.ly/j52psd
Just beat solitaire with a deck of cards. Don't think I've ever done that before...
New blog post: If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I'm uninstalling it in 2 seconds http://bit.ly/jPhuvf
BMI is 26.2 Should be between 18.5-25. I'm fucking fat. Plus, I'm out of shape. Old fucks were passing me nonstop when I was biking #nogood
Time to go biking again
I'm bored
Saturday, April 30, 2011 08:54:05 PM from Twitter for Android
The ass on this one...
Saturday, April 30, 2011 02:46:13 PM from Twitter for Android