I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/lrF50w
This is the nanciest, frutiest beer I've ever had in my life.
Sales girl is literally wearing the shortest ass shorts I've ever seen before. Hot. I probably didn't make eye contact with her before. Oops
I always get the shitty apples. This one tastes and is drier than a cotton ball
#myfirstpc Packard Bell Force 447CD 75mhz pentium, 8mb of ram, 1mb video card, 2 2x cd drives, 1gb harddrive. Windows 3.1
I just... I can't.... I can't win. It's getting fucking hilarious
New blog post: More Evidence I Won't Be Living Long http://bit.ly/kRiKoQ
These pussy ass programmers get all offended at my bug reports when I say something sucks... fuck that. If I say it sucks, it sucks
Why are all theae stupid sickly motherfuckees around me on this train sneezing, sniffling and coughing. Gross.
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle...
Why the fuck am I sober?
Because of my discernment, I guarantee you she fucked someone last night and isn't telling me. :-\ (gross)
Probably one of the most delicious carrots I've ever eaten in my life
Fuck these microscopic beer bottles. Fuck am I supposed to get drunk off of that wussy shit?
My plan for this wedding... get shitfaced and do work on this smokebomb in the bridal party.