I highly appreciate receiving texts asking "where's my spankingggg"

Sunday, April 17, 2011 02:15:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Bronxville sluts.... hot

Saturday, April 16, 2011 01:53:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Thanks for the 4/16 fourquare day points......... not

Saturday, April 16, 2011 01:02:35 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wendy's (447 Lexington Ave, 45th and Lex, New York) http://4sq.com/hc11dJ

Saturday, April 16, 2011 12:55:13 AM from Foursquare

@nyJULZmd nice ass ringo

Friday, April 15, 2011 11:41:24 PM from Twitter for Android

@Frankalankster you are at such a shitty place. I'm with a bunch of bombshells.

Friday, April 15, 2011 11:39:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at SideBAR (118 E 15th St, Irving Pl, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/gBjwa2

Friday, April 15, 2011 11:12:16 PM from Foursquare

Ahhh shit. Got into the habit of abusing my coworkers' asses me style.... winning

Friday, April 15, 2011 10:45:50 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Penny Farthing (103 3rd Ave, E 13th St, New York) http://4sq.com/fkshyo

Friday, April 15, 2011 07:05:53 PM from Foursquare

I'd do anything to this waitress

Friday, April 15, 2011 04:02:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the "Foodie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/eQ9QvR

Friday, April 15, 2011 03:25:37 PM from Foursquare

I'm at Duke's (99 E 19th St, btwn Park Ave S & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/eQ5lBr

Friday, April 15, 2011 03:25:37 PM from Foursquare

@Frankalankster wasting light

Friday, April 15, 2011 12:22:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Have I mentioned how amazing the new Foo Fighters album is lately?

Friday, April 15, 2011 12:51:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Joba you tank! Way to block the plate! That was nice.

Thursday, April 14, 2011 09:36:11 PM from Twitter Web Client