Lol. Train held up by some drunk bitch. Cop escort. Fuckin drunk train....

Saturday, March 19, 2011 02:10:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Lol. Think i just scared the hot bitch with the droid 1 sittin next to me away on the train. Fml. I didn't do shit. Lol fuckin last train.

Saturday, March 19, 2011 02:07:24 AM from Twitter for Android

I love my sisterrr

Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:44:48 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at El Cantinero w/ @jiaaro http://4sq.com/ePHphd

Friday, March 18, 2011 11:48:43 PM from foursquare

Old man straight up killing it on the dance floor... legit

Friday, March 18, 2011 10:29:29 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd totes be down for a threesome with those sisters....

Friday, March 18, 2011 10:16:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Bar 13 (35 E 13th St, at University, New York) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/fCXZoa

Friday, March 18, 2011 09:10:00 PM from foursquare

"He's an Apple fanboy but he just whipped out his Zune and android phone" Dude.... you can't dig out of this one.

Friday, March 18, 2011 08:26:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Union Bar (204 Park Ave S, btw 17th & 18th, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/etWwkQ

Friday, March 18, 2011 07:54:29 PM from foursquare

Fucking alcoholism. As much as I'd rather stay out, I must get going to prove that im not a drunkard to someone...

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:25:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/f9BvrD

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:01:58 PM from foursquare

I'm at No Idea? (30 E 20th St, btw Broadway & Park Ave, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/eGB5RL

Thursday, March 17, 2011 07:20:15 PM from foursquare

@peso_de_fuego Wasn't joking. Saw it with my own eyes.

In reply to @peso_de_fuego's tweet

Thursday, March 17, 2011 05:09:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Whaaaaaa. VP of marketing just showed me his Verizon Thunderbolt 4G. It got 10mbps down. I shit you not.

Thursday, March 17, 2011 04:02:35 PM from Twitter for Android

On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod.

Thursday, March 17, 2011 08:58:13 AM from Twitter for Android